WHO IS THE BOSS?

When the Lord made man, all the parts of the body argued over who would be the boss. The brain complained that since he controlled all the parts of the body, he should be the boss. The legs argued that they should be boss, since they could take the body anywhere it wanted to go. The stomach countered with the explanation that since he digested all the food, he kept the body healthy, therefore, he should be the boss. Then the rectum spoke up and applied for the job. The other parts of the body laughed so hard the rectum closed up. After a few days, the brain got foggy, the legs became wobbly, the stomach became ill, and the eyes could not see. Soon they all conceded that the rectum should be boss. Which just goes to prove that you don't have to be a brain to be a boss.

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